If only you'd known you were going to trade...
- nine months of no periods for nine months of weeping
- lacy thongs for cotton tents
- sex for gas
- birth control for tums
- going to the gym for getting up to pee
- your waist for a hot-air balloon
- kickboxing for kick counts
- your inne for an outie- way outie
- sleeping for groaning
- freedom for the most intense love you've ever known!
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